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May-Mid September 2004 |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 10/09/2004 12:17:27 |
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to the juvenile idiot that feels they have to post about me... I work for Npower you fricking idiot!!
What the hell is your bizarre obsession? Assuming that it is but 1 person who continually comes on the message board to make posts concerning me. If you do have a problem instead of hiding behind this message board and anonymous post IDs why dont you speak up... and we'll reach what i think is called a gentlemans agreement.
I'm fed-up of checking this board and finding some derogatory comment being posted about me from an anonymous source.
Speak up or quite politely FUCK OFF!
No doubt this post will be deleted cuz its alright to slag me off but i aren't allowed to retort probably because, i formulate more spiteful, vengeful and intelligent retorts. Than ha you're 'gay' or you're 'ugly'.
If you hadn't noticed yes you are starting to piss me off, which i assume is what your life seems to revolve around.
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Name : Pete |
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Date Posted : 09/09/2004 15:23:34 |
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Homepage : http://www.Your-Mother.co.uk |
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Yeah i'm not dead Ecke, cheers for the concern though mate.. |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 09/09/2004 13:34:07 |
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To the comedian that keeps posting the Ow Doo messages. I'll bar your IP address if you keep on!! |
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Name : laura |
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Date Posted : 07/09/2004 20:55:57 |
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the picks of chlo's birthday are brill ecke.
Everone looks ace. i hurt in so may places, just give me car a reet good scrubbin so i can sell it, anyone want a blue corsa? |
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Name : Simon M |
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Date Posted : 01/09/2004 21:37:18 |
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Is that something to with Nadia from Big Brother? |
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Name : Laura |
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Date Posted : 01/09/2004 18:42:29 |
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70% how you look, 20% how you sound and only 10% is what you say.
Big mouth, big eyes, keep accepting and denying things
and in heels..! |
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Name : Rowan |
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Date Posted : 01/09/2004 01:22:03 |
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Sorry what ahhhhhh White Wine please!!! |
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Name : CHRISTIAN |
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Date Posted : 27/08/2004 16:44:14 |
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its offical since today (friday) the meg is been run by me the nxt man in the house because mick and chris have decided its time to take a break frm the busy life of a publicans. So be ready wiv yur passports cus i will have chlo on yur case 4 the I.D. also any big fuk ups arent my responsibilty but ov sam
p.s. the meg will be roaring even mre so beware |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 25/08/2004 23:28:18 |
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I've been working on the party pictures tonight. There are so many its taking ages to edit them all down to size etc...
They will be online very soon. |
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Name : Chlo |
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Date Posted : 25/08/2004 20:04:32 |
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Legal at last! i feel that asi have recently turned 18 that i have also taken on the role as a responsible adult!
o yeah an ecke were the bloody hell are my pictures?!!!!!! not impressed at all!!!! |
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Name : Chloe |
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Date Posted : 25/08/2004 20:01:09 |
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Not impressed about the lack of pictures of my 18th ecke get off your bum an sort it!!
on a lighter note i am now LEGAL!! i myself feel that i have matured asi haverecently turned 18!! |
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Name : SPENCE |
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Date Posted : 25/08/2004 00:12:30 |
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Christian is in charge of the box of the soapyness...kindly address him
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Name : i am leg end! |
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Date Posted : 24/08/2004 23:36:42 |
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hey spence. somerfield have daz on offer. a whole 33% extra free. you could use some if christians driving this contraption of yours. he needs the extra leg room. |
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Name : i am leg end! |
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Date Posted : 24/08/2004 00:49:46 |
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if you need help with your soap boxes, try ringing shane richie. he'll give you one box of daz for your two boxes of your regular powder. |
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Name : CHRISTIAN the legend |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 23:50:47 |
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ecke ive put me email on so click on me name and send me the pin cheers.....................
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Name : spence |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 23:00:28 |
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motherisation of the deadly kind...not even the spence treads there.. i do have a heart u know. |
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Name : Sponge Bob Fan Club |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 17:34:23 |
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Rowan
How did you manage to type that with your hands in your pockets ??
Belf |
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Name : Simon M |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 14:51:43 |
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We spent all weekend doing that at the V festival.
We were walking to see Muse and some random girl was trying on a t-shirt.
"It's too tight."
And without thinking I just turned to her and screamed "So's your mother!".
She informed me that her mother was dead, but by that time I already had the giggles.
I feel bad :( |
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Name : Rowan |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 14:43:32 |
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if thats a reply to what i said you better visit www.your-mother.co.uk and get some tips son
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Name : Simon M |
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Date Posted : 23/08/2004 07:16:25 |
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That's what your mother said. |
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Name : Rowan |
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Date Posted : 22/08/2004 23:53:10 |
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Hello Hello anybody there im a bit bored and my arm hurts so there ya go!!! |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 21/08/2004 16:57:28 |
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yeah get it sorted ECKE!!!
PS with much haste as i have yet another working abroad interview so i'd kinda like to get the ball rolling |
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Name : CHRISTIAN the legend |
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Date Posted : 21/08/2004 15:47:08 |
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spence spence he's are man if he cant do it christian can
go spence
im glad u aint gay its good to get it out in the open
yeh ecke give us sum help cus me and spence must be the most unorganised ppl to get this sorted out so plzzzz
this calls 4 the first roaring meg soap box meeting |
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Name : CHRISTIAN the legend |
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Date Posted : 20/08/2004 00:14:52 |
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Homepage : www.spurs.co.uk |
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who wrote tht wot time am i avin me inter view i was expecting me response frm spence not an interview wiv spence frm big trev
was it u ecke cum on own up or was it trev the man really |
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Name : Trevor Mc Donald (itv news) |
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Date Posted : 20/08/2004 00:09:52 |
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Homepage : www.itv.com |
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NEWS FLASH
Hello new news in from a little town called Biddulph, 1 young teenager about 15 yrs old has come out of his bedroom and is trying to take over the upbeat pub THE ROARING MEG (Pen tav). His attempt started when a double of harry hill made the huge mistake ov including every 1 in his family except 4 him, was this just a plot to try and score points and bed one ov the waters sisters. Lets find out in the interview we had with him earlier live from the MEG.
T:hello spencer
S: ay up trev
T:which of the 3 sisters are you trying to score with
S:I was thinking bout the barbie one Chloe but am un empoyed not impressing
T:What are you doing upseting the young Christian are you trying to cause hell up
S:well err, no, not reallly, it was an honest mistake which i apolgise for.
T:Or are you just trying to TICKLE YOUR FANCY (wink wink)
That is it from hear see you all tomorrow when we have more from the story probally from Christians point of view
GOODNIGHT(cue music) |
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Name : No1 Champion CHRISTIAN |
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Date Posted : 19/08/2004 23:39:33 |
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Homepage : www.spurs.co.uk |
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well spense if u wont go go karting how will u drive the roaring meg soap box car thn looks like am doing it thn un less its a two seater and u r in the back.
i think we should have r own section 4 r soap box car wot u think spense
o yeah we cant do a bungee jump because we aint got enough wax for the big crayon u want to jump off |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 19/08/2004 02:36:42 |
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WEll christian the brand new shampoo of the meg, its sounds like a stonking idea, and i'm sure itll get a fair bit of interest. I will of ocurse decline such a mission as i am a lunatic behind the wheel and do not wish to kill myself in a go-kart, or anyone near me for that matter.
However organise paintball and i'll gladly shoot everylast mofo i can...
If you organise a sponsored bungee jump with the crayon and all that shit on the meg car park i'll do that..cuz i like doing stupid things like that....
Or i don't know...
o legend of christian impress me |
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Name : CHRISTIAN |
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Date Posted : 18/08/2004 14:53:05 |
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after my little episode of getting noticed around hear me and a few ppl have decided to try and organise another pub event such as go karting because am bored. the idea started of with us all going go karting to do the super grand prix instead of doing the normal grand prix but it costs about 30 - 35 squid but what do you think of the idea |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 18/08/2004 10:58:28 |
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go christain he's our man if he cant do it no one can!!
YEY Christian!!!!
You missed out MEG SOAP BOX ENTHUSIAST!! |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 18/08/2004 08:59:05 |
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Go Christian!!!
Sorry for the delay in getting Chloe's photo's online. I have no excuse I'm just a lazy b*stard. Well actually I'm still trying to recover from all the late nights last week inputting those fantasy football teams.
Some major updates coming over the next few weeks and also I'm working on getting ecke.co.uk back online!! |
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Name : CHRISTIAN |
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Date Posted : 18/08/2004 02:14:41 |
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i am the most knowledgable person in the pub such as
invetor of the meg boardn team with the most experience
best knowledge of football. (just look at the dream taem league no1)
never pissed cus i dnt smoke or drink(seen it all before)
and the nxt man in the house to take over the pub so dnt mess |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 16/08/2004 20:44:32 |
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dude thats so true... and u were the originater of tav boarding.. how rude am i for forgettign thee...
Totally apologetic |
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Name : CHRISTIAN |
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Date Posted : 16/08/2004 16:55:40 |
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y does every 1 forget me i will do it. but i didnt get a mention so your loss spence |
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Name : SPENCE |
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Date Posted : 14/08/2004 14:37:45 |
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JUS TBEEN WATCHING KNEBWORTH SOAP BOX RACING
WHAT reckon we get 1 together for next years event?
Answers on to www.spenceisacrazybastard.co.uk i reckon we it'll be a laugh... i'm sure the creative minds of the MEGS MOST WANTED could come up with something comical yet smooth on the tongue.
failing that just ask Naomi,Danni or Chloe for an idea?!? Seemings how they're each equally mad i mean insane i mean u know what i mean! |
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Name : Simon M |
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Date Posted : 14/08/2004 12:34:57 |
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Cool party last night, although I was bloody boiling in that costume !
And to answer the question again: I stole the helmet from a computer game.
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Name : spence |
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Date Posted : 14/08/2004 12:23:18 |
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well Mr foz... u shall find ot mr none payer of bills!>!>!
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Name : foz |
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Date Posted : 13/08/2004 21:56:03 |
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no spence we all love you and whats your job, a postman, or a bin man |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 13/08/2004 12:12:05 |
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Is that Paul i'm gay richardson?
I do kinda look like penfold.. but then i seem to kinda look like evey1 in glasses and with little hair.
Hmm wonder y do the majority of posts mention/refer to me.. do u ppal have no else in ur lives of interest |
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Name : Paul |
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Date Posted : 11/08/2004 17:00:55 |
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well ecke u could just ask me for the machine gun, reckon ickle dave will have one knocking around. i have been in preparation for the litttle shit's party for 2 weeks, the action man hair and beard are looking spot on, now just for the costume......
hahaha i have always said spence looks like an ugly version of penfold, oh how the masses are right. |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 11/08/2004 13:13:53 |
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Hopefully this game will not involve me removing my trousers again. I don't think the punters could stand the shock twice!!
Action man outfit all bought. Just need to figure out how to attach my pull cord and where to buy a machine gun from!! |
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Name : John C |
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Date Posted : 11/08/2004 12:44:35 |
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Hope everyone is ready for Chloe's party friday night - the new game for the night is coming along nicely!!!!!!! |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 09/08/2004 23:46:38 |
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yes yes i do havea job..lol
No task completion oh dear... u realise after payday freak thursday will be returning!! |
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Name : foz gav and jasper |
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Date Posted : 09/08/2004 14:39:04 |
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ay up dickheads i have no way completed any part of my task so i will be returnin very horny so all the birds/blokes better keep it tight
spence have u found a job yet u cock sucking penis lover
owe and am only beein sad enough to send this cause am burnt to a crisp fell asleep pissed up round the pool for 5 hours and it wasnt pretty
and we have few tunes cause eke is shit and copied the same one twice u bollock head
spence do me a favour tell me olds am still alive just ! |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 09/08/2004 13:25:50 |
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Hmm.. me thinks Chloe has been let loose on the internet again.
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Name : Barbie |
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Date Posted : 09/08/2004 11:44:27 |
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Homepage : www.barbie.com |
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is the evil wench from behind the bar still thinking of dressing up as me on friday? i hope not, i have a reputation to uphold; and that pink obsessed youngster is ruining it.
i think the gimp known as spence should dress up as me, he is so obviously gay. on that note, does anybody else think he looks like penfold? |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 05/08/2004 11:03:20 |
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Greetings from Austria,
Having a great time over here. The wedding went fantastic yesterday.
Temperature is in the 30´s so Everyone is very sunburnt. Rob managed to fall out of a rowin boat earlier in the week into the middle of the lake. He lost his glasses as he tried to get back into the boat. lol
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Name : Pete |
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Date Posted : 04/08/2004 11:32:18 |
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Homepage : http://www.Your-Mother.co.uk |
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(he's only joking Ecke..) |
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Name : Ecke (Quiz Master !! ) |
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Date Posted : 04/08/2004 08:36:10 |
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Who actually wrote the quiz on Monday ?? :-) |
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Name : someone trying to replace ecke |
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Date Posted : 03/08/2004 18:21:35 |
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WE NEED YOUR VOTES!
after the impressive performance by substitute pete jones in mondays quiz i hereby back him for a permanent starting role!
i'm sure its time to put ecke out to pasture anyway.
so who's it to be pete or ecke?
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Name : Someone Impersonating Ecke |
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Date Posted : 30/07/2004 09:40:40 |
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Watch out for the posters of Mick Dressed as a woman posters coming to a pub near you very soon!!!!! |
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Name : Vassilis |
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Date Posted : 28/07/2004 21:31:03 |
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Homepage : www.yriacafe.gr |
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Hello From Zakynthos!!
All the best for 2004
Where are your birthday photos Chris?
Best Wishes
Vassilis
P.S.
Greg and Emma say Hello too! |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 26/07/2004 18:41:45 |
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looks like dannis party was a blast, hope she enjoyed it |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 26/07/2004 18:34:15 |
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MEG MOTHER
The content of MM is purely ficticious and any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental and by no way as a result of the warped conciousness of it's writer.
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Name : Velma (apparently) |
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Date Posted : 26/07/2004 11:06:12 |
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The photos of Friday are ace!!! (Ecke cheers for censoring some of the photo's of my bra - dont know what happened there - maybe something to do wit copious amounts of alcohol although by the looks of the photos most of that went over me!?!?!?!?)
Slightly confused by readin back through Meg Mother how i am apparently Velma - whats the deal wit the doors? N the rules of the arse? N the romantic links wit every1??? How is that me?? |
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Name : sharon |
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Date Posted : 26/07/2004 11:01:10 |
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the photos are brill.looking 4ward to choles party.is mick going as barbie? |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 26/07/2004 00:18:31 |
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Well its been a hard slog but I've finally got all Danni's Birthday pics uploaded. Hope you enjoy them.
Knackered... gotta be up for work in 5 hrs. Doh |
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Name : John C |
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Date Posted : 25/07/2004 13:53:16 |
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glad to hear eveyone enjoyed the disco friday night, was a wee bit rough saturday morning - although the stiff drinking was needed to recover from mick kissing me! yuk.......
much more fun at chloe's next month - new game to play me thinks! this time i'll keep ecke covered up all night eh.
lookin 4ward to seeing the photos - hurry up ecke.
johno |
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Name : John C |
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Date Posted : 25/07/2004 13:52:59 |
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glad to hear eveyone enjoyed the disco friday night, was a wee bit rough saturday morning - although the stiff drinking was needed to recover from mick kissing me! yuk.......
much more fun at chloe's next month - new game to play me thinks! this time i'll keep ecke covered up all night eh.
lookin 4ward to seeing the photos - hurry up ecke.
johno |
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Name : Marc |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 22:23:05 |
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Aup, chloe can't wait for your party ... were trying to get Jim Lindop come as barbie ... ann wiggins has dared him £30 to wax his legs, so he might turn up a smooth legged transvestite.
LOL
o yea, I think I might see a few of you at a football match in 2 weeks time i play for top o' th' trent
good site by the way
c ya |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 18:17:22 |
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Hey guys, please be patient for the photo's. There are 200 to go through and get uploaded so its gonna take a bit of time.
What a cracking night... still in shock that I ended up in front of the whole pub on a chair in my pants. Good job I put a clean pair on b4 I came out, lol!!
Ps. If you ever get covered in squirty cream then make sure you wash it off before you go to bed cos the next morning it stinks. |
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Name : kenny d |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 18:01:58 |
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mick can u give karren her bra back see u soon Elly May |
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Name : sitting bullocks. |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 16:20:29 |
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there wernt enough Indians there last night if you ask me!!! Too many cowbays.
Everyone looked great though!!
Ecke, i am shocked by what you can do with squirty whipped cream!!! |
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Name : hangover police |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 16:16:59 |
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Ecke,
get your ass out of bed and get the photos of last night sorted. i wanna see Mick dressed up as a woman. He looked propper Bo!!!! |
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Name : sharon |
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Date Posted : 24/07/2004 10:55:26 |
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wicked night.cant wait to see the photos of mick |
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Name : John C |
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Date Posted : 23/07/2004 08:59:28 |
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Everybody ready for Dannii's party tonight? Watch out for the new toy i have bought for the disco!!!!!!!
Plenty of cowboy music (not!) all night long |
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Name : Billy Bob from Billy Bobs Boy Institute |
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Date Posted : 23/07/2004 08:25:32 |
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Looking forward to seeing you cowboy Ecke : ) |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 23/07/2004 00:03:12 |
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Lookin forward to Danni's party tomorrow. I'm all cowboyed up!!!
See you all there
Ecke |
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Name : Al & Lou |
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Date Posted : 21/07/2004 20:08:19 |
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Great weather here in Ibiza. nice and sunny all day everyday, unlike back in Biddulph. we´ll try and bring you back some sunshine! |
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Name : John Ozzie |
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Date Posted : 20/07/2004 11:43:43 |
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Hi to everyone
keep up to date via the meg website. I will be back this friday 23rd july for the weekend. (dont hold your breath though) You know nothing is set in stone.
Christine, My love to you and all my surrogate's. Mick we will have a few beers not sending you my love dont know who will read this and its been a good while since I w3as a sweet transvestite.
cheers
Ozzie |
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Name : stag boys |
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Date Posted : 19/07/2004 10:56:35 |
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Jull Jull talk to me dirty Jull proper bo weekend |
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Name : stag boys |
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Date Posted : 16/07/2004 15:46:18 |
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we are here. you are not get in. gav had toilet trouble ask when we get back |
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Name : Patrick |
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Date Posted : 15/07/2004 08:25:04 |
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Posted by Ecke on behalf of Patrick (one of the Dutch Lads)...
Dear all,
I like to tell you that the big-german-look-alike Dingman has become father of a son called Troy!! Born friday 09/07 15.53hrs, Angelique & baby are both fine.
'Ave a great summer & cu comin season,
Pat
P.S. If you find a pooltable, my pub "the last Rijzoort" is ready for it!
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Name : Simon M |
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Date Posted : 15/07/2004 02:33:19 |
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Haha, yeah we'll host the Packard video too. if you want some extra bandwidth !!!
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Name : danni and angelo |
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Date Posted : 15/07/2004 01:21:43 |
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last message from the continent, we are once again very pissed and very sore! just been looking at cillas pictures and introducing the locals to the meg, looks like we missed one hell of a time on monday c u all soon xx |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 14/07/2004 23:16:09 |
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I've uploaded loads of new photo's. All of the pictures from the 4 England matches are online, and also the pics from Cilla's 60th Birthday Quiz on Monday night.
Just click on the photo's section above |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 14/07/2004 14:37:35 |
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Looks like one of ours locals is famous. Find out more about Packard and the Vale Match....
Ps. If anyone has a copy of the video I would love to encode it and put it on the site
Click here |
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Name : Ecke |
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Date Posted : 13/07/2004 23:38:41 |
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Well Cilla's Kiss-a-gram seemed to go quite well!! I'm in the process of getting the piccies ready to upload to the net!!
Our Pubolympics team is ready and raring...
Si Cope
Rowan
Ecke
Belf
Foz
Shorty |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 13/07/2004 11:54:14 |
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MM has transferred the MM bar mates to a studio replica of the MM bar while renovations of the MM bar are hastily carried out. (MMs by the way melt in your mouth not in your hand)
Due to her short term in the bar and the trauma of the fire Laure has elected to leave the show, this means there will be no eviction this week. The MM bar mates couldn't give a pool cue to the groin about it.
This week the MM bar mates have been split in to 2 teams Ecke, Danni and Sam are the eclectics and Rowan, Chloe, Belf and Henry are the Eccentrics. All bar mates (in part due to the loss of their belongings) have been given boiler suits to wear the Eccentrics are in orange, "Belf says he feels like well an orange!" and the Eclectics are all in white. In addition the eccentrics must all wear a hat. Belf has a cap, Rowan is sporting a beret and is already saying OUI, and Sut a lor!, While chloe is looking well miffed at having to wear a red and yellow beanie. Rowan isn't helping matters by callin her Noddy, which Danni finds hysterical. Henry is not wearing a hat because MM believes animals in clothes is not cute or clever it's just plain dumb.
The eccentrics task is to convince the eclectics that Sam used to be a man, and the eclectics have got to survive the week with out saying NO.
In addition all team mates are linked together and can no be separated at anytime.
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 13/07/2004 11:53:49 |
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hmm a few seconds of typing, a ehole lot of job searching and quite a bit of DVD watching or PS2 playing....
Don't see much creativity there. |
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Name : the job centre |
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Date Posted : 13/07/2004 00:32:20 |
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is it any wonder no-one wants to give spence a job. look how creatively he spends his day! |
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Name : danni |
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Date Posted : 12/07/2004 23:12:27 |
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still pissed on holiday, but now sunburnt! |
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Name : Spence |
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Date Posted : 12/07/2004 12:51:04 |
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Yes yes you are, ha ha!
Hey 'm trying to get a job just no one wants me, which really is a bit of a nightmare |
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Name : wrong |
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Date Posted : 12/07/2004 00:19:33 |
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spencer u waster get a job or i will be forced to kidnappp ur ass and place u on an assembley line at airbags and hows rowans eye soze mate am wrong in the head its becomin a nightmare |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 11/07/2004 22:16:16 |
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MM apologises for the break in transmission but this has been due to a minor technical fault caused in part by the MM Karaoke contest.
Rowans performance was flawless surprisingly, his rendition of sponge bob square pants in the style of KEANE wowed the MM bar mates and those privileged enough to have heard it here at MM headquarters believe it could be a potential charity single.
Eckes performance was next unfortunately Ecke had drank 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice and was well on his way to drunk-n-monkey heaven when he tripped and spilled his third bottle on the karaoke equipment resulting in a minor electrical fire, by some strange sense of fate this caused several sparks and at the same time Belf was having a flaming sambuca inadvertently the whole bottle went up and exploded and a huge alcohol fire broke out.. MM bar was evacuated.
MM has to now admit that we were unable to rescue all the bar mates..
At this time MM offers its sincere condolences to the friends and family of Velma, she was unfortunately trapped in the ladies toilets, and we were unable to rescue her in time. We know that many viewers will also miss the whale fin effect and the towns very own Mystery Machine (more a bike than van) will be dearly missed.
We are currently in the process of moving the MM bar mates to a new location..
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Name : HOT PUSSY |
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Date Posted : 11/07/2004 21:23:48 |
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http://www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/ |
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Name : Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman |
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Date Posted : 11/07/2004 21:22:37 |
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http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/
HEE HEE |
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Name : test |
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Date Posted : 11/07/2004 15:24:42 |
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test |
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Name : SPENCE |
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Date Posted : 10/07/2004 15:24:50 |
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Rancid imagination.. the cheek :o)
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Name : danni and angelo (on holiday) |
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Date Posted : 10/07/2004 01:04:02 |
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hi all its danni and angelo in alghero, just read meg mother and its da bomb! it definately needs its own section! we are bot pissed at the mo just had a pizza 4 tea and now back on the drink! anyway see you all soon x danni and angelo
ps spence keep it up, youve finally found a purpose for your rancid imagination |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 08/07/2004 19:47:58 |
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MM feels it's time to reveal the identity of the new MM bar mate, would the bar mate please break themselves out of the box now.
Rustle, tear, rustle punch, rip, rustle.. 'No sorry it's too hard I can't do it!'
Ecke and Belf decide to assist the struggling bar mate out of the box. After a about 3minutes 15 seconds of panting (apparently there's another statistic attached to that figure) they've both finished. The new MM bar mate is revealed and she introduces herself as Laure (it's like laura but different, like an Italian on a moped CIAO!) dressed only in a pair of hot pants and a skimpy bikini top to cover her modest chestidge the male bar mates pulses are racing at the prospect of a potential touch, their plans so far to grab Velmas ass falling flat.
Laure greets all the bar mates with assorted kisses to the cheeks, Ecke suspects there's something funny about a girl that gives u stubble rash but as he's been there before doesn't complain too much.. Rowan reckons she's got a well toight arse and raises the question of whether or not she's a 35 pointer.. Laure assures them she is. Belf proclaims he's got a bigger rack than that and then heads off to see if MM have restocked the MM alcohol supply.
GET BACK YOU BASTARDS OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS! GET BACK YOU BASTARDS OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS! GET BACK YOU BASTARDS OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!
The alarm sounds that the MM alcohol store is not yet ready for use.
Sam is quite unhappy that there is yet another female body in the house with which she has to compete and that she has had more physical contact with all the bar mates than she has in 3 weeks. Chloe, Danni and Velma all proclaim the new comer a dirty slapper amongst themselves. Then smile and welcome her to the MM house. Chloe enquires whether she hurt Laure at all when she was attacking the box. Laure assures her she didn't to which Chloe looks quite despondent.
THIS IS MM YOUR TASK TONIGHT IS TO PERFORM YOUR VERY OWN STARS IN YOUR EYES COSTUMES AND BACKING TRACKS WILL BE PROVIDED.
Rowan elects to perform a KEANE track and says no need to bother with clothing or a make over as he's got his own.
Belf is going to perform as Pavarotti and has requested a wig and synthetic gut.
Ecke after pondering has elected to sing as Gwen Steffani singing I'm just a girl, similarily to Rowan he proclaims he has his own outfit.
Danni will be performing Call Me by Blondie and has reuested a sewing machine and denim.
Velma has elected for Maddona like a virgin (for some reason the other bar mates roll on the floor laughing) MM will be providing the make over.
Sam has elected to sing as Britney Spears but hasn't revealed which track yet. MM will be providing the make over.
Laure will be singing Maddona vogue, make over by MM.
Chloe after much thought will be performing Trouble by Pink.. (I guess we should've seen that coming) make over by MM.
THIS IS MM THE ALCOHOL STORE IS NOW REPLENISHED
All of MM head to the alcohol except Laure who begins to move her belongings in to the ladies room.
2hours later (the house mates are now 2 sheets to the wind and in some cases, full force hurricanes)
THIS IS MM PLEASE WILL YOU ALL GO TO KARAOKE CORNER the bar mates are unaware that the winner of MM will be free from eviction for the next 2 weeks.
TXT TOPIC. Who'll win MM STARS IN YOUR EYES?
TXTS may be censored and only the best will be shown
LOVE YOU MUM!!! Xxxxx DORIAN ESSEX xx ECKE TO WIN
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 08/07/2004 15:12:27 |
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We return now to MM..
Yes it's revealed you guest it folks another box, however it's now quite obvious it contains a new bar mate!
Ecke has decided they should do something about the unconscious Sam on the floor and so himself and Rowan have rolled her under the pool table out of harms way.
Chloe who has now calmed down from her kung fu tantrum has decided that she should go and have a shower because she's dripping like a broken fridge right now, which is totally un-lady like. Danni is quite happily playing with the original big package (how rude) and is manipulating it in to some kind of sculpture, she hasn't decided what yet but when she knows she's assured the other bar mates it's going to be fab. Belf can be heard gently snoring in a horse whinnying fashion followed by some gentle chomp chomp chomp of the lips. Velma has not returned from the toilet.
THIS IS MM BAR MATES ARE REMINDED THAT TODAY IS NOMINATIONS DAY COULD VELMA PLEASE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM.
Velma rushes out of the toilet and gently pushes past Rowan before darting through the diary room door, sorry no she's come back out, no she's gone in now and the door has sealed behind her.
MM: HELLO VELMA!
Velma: Hello MM!
MM: OK VELMA COULD YOU PLEASE TELL MM WHO YOUR NOMINATIONS ARE THIS WEEK.
Velma: Pushing her glasses up her nose (not literally, just to make them more comfortable) Well MM it's getting harder, I just can't decide. I think well yeah I think maybe I want Sam to go, I just don't think we've well I don't see us gelling really. You know, opening up to each other. HMM! Well, for my second nomination I think maybe, hmm Henry, yeah Henry I can't see myself getting off with him, I mean on, I don't have much in common with dogs.
MM: THANK YOU VELMA!
Velma exits the diary stroking the door as she leaves. The other bar mates look at her suspiciously as the competition begins to hot up no one wants to be the next to go.
MM: CAN BELF PLEASE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM.
Belf: You bastards I'm in the shower, arses!!
Belf covers his modesty with a face cloth, the bar mates wich he'd chosen to cover more than just his face but are too shocked to say anything, he goes to the diary room opens the door steps in and says, 'SAM and ROWAN right u bastards I'm going back to my shower!'
The bar mates now voluntarily head to the diary room it's Eckes turn next.
MM: CAN WE HAVE YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE?
Ecke: I nominate Rowan, he's doing my head leaving his baccy all over the place and Henry, do you know how many times I've nearly died tripping over him, it's nothing personal just well either he goes or I do.
MM: THANK YOU ECKE
Danni has realised that it's probably in the interest of safety to revive Sam and so has sprayed her with a soda siphon. Rowan enters the diary room to make his nominations.
ROWAN: I nominate Ecke and Beef, gotta raise the odds of getting a few points.
Ecke is making the bar mates breakfast, it appears that chicken burgers are on the menu, meanwhile Sam goes to the diary room a little dazed.
MM: CAN WE HAVE YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE?
SAM: OOOHHH who could that be, ha ha!
MM: SAM COULD WE HAVE YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE?
SAM: HA HA can a crash a cigarette?
MM: MM DOES NOT SMOKE, GIVE US YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE!
SAM: HA HA I nominate, ooooh wee, erm yeah ooh I like nothing better than to nominate erm, hmm well I think I get on really well with Ecke so I'd like him to stay, I feel we've really connected you know, like soul mates or something it's amazing what we have in common. It's like we talk for hours and only minutes go by.
MM: (butting in) PLEASE DON'T STRAY FROM THE POINT. WE'D LIKE YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE!
SAM: oh yeah! Ha ha, erm.. well I don't think I have much in common with Velma, she's like one of those girls I just envy, so yeah I nominate Velma and erm Danni, I mean she's lovely girl I just I don't know. You know this is just like being on some channel 4 thing..
MM: YES! THANK YOU!
It's now Danni's turn to go to the diary room:
MM: HELLO DANNI! CAN WE HAVE YOUR NOMINATIONS PLEASE?
DANNI: You know I think these nominations things are tight, is there anyway I can obstain?
MM: REGRETFULLY MM CAN NOT ALLOW YOU TO OBSTAIN!
DANNI: Oh alright! Well in that case I think I'll vote for Sam because well we can't have people passing out on the carpet can we, I mean makes for hard work to move them, and for my other nomination I think that Henry might like to go for a walk outside so maybe it'd be a good idea that he leave. Actually no I've changed my mind I don't want Henry to go erm, I'm gonna vote for Beef he's just scarred me for life.
MM: THANK YOU!
Chloe and Henry are now the only bar mates left to vote, Ecke has managed to burn the chicken burgers but is hoping that if he covers them in enough salad and mayo no one will notice too much. As Chloe hasn't reappeared from her shower Henry goes to the diary room.
BIG brother has created dog toys that are marked with each of the bar mates scents in order for Henry to identify them. Henry chooses to chew on SAM and ROWAN.
Currently SAM has 4 votes and is definitely up for eviction Rowan has 3 and is also up for eviction.
Chloe has returned and made her way to the Diary room.
CHLOE: MM I'm going to nominate (she's doing eany meany miney mo in her head) if he squeals let him go..ha ha BELF and (eany meany etc etc) aww Henry!
MM: ARE YOU TAKING NOMINATIONS SERIOUSLY CHLOE?
CHLOE: Yeah course!
With Chloes final votes this week four bar mates are up for eviction SAM has received for votes and is most popular to go. Rowan, Henry and Belf have received 3 votes each. Tomorrow the bar mates will find out who is leaving the MM BAR.
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Name : chipped tooth |
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Date Posted : 08/07/2004 15:06:03 |
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u were up at 10 writin this my tooth is killin me anyone good at dentistry and y have i got a massive bump on my head |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 08/07/2004 10:46:20 |
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The bar mates wake-up to find a wrapped package in the centre of the MM bar. Ecke thinks it might be a home entertainment system and is whining that he hasn't brought his Buffy collection with him.
Rowan is hoping it's full of real cigarettes as he's fed up of making roll-ups and running out of papers fast.
Sam doesn't really care what's in the box but really can't wait to open it up and have a good chat about it.
Beef is suffering heavily from the night before has taken one look at the box declared, it WHARGGH, and gone back to bed.
Danni's hoping it's either a big box of dolls or maybe a big box full of little boxes, or maybe something that she can basically play with.
Velma is provocatively posing in her chemise by the wrapped package in a game show style, Chloe thinks this is hilarious and giggling has joined her.
At this point Henry saunters over and with a little shimmy cocks his leg and urinates on the package that surprisingly moves!
Same passes out cold on the floor, Danni and Ecke simply look at her shrug their shoulders then return their attention to the package. Chloe yells 'OH MY GOD!' legs it to hide behind Rowan and simply peaks out from behind his elbow. His reaction is 'DUDE' and he calmly proceeds to roll himself a roll-up. Velma yells and runs in to the girls' toilets, sorry no she's out, no in, no out, no no sorry she's in, no out again (Danni calmly walks over and slaps her across the face) she's in the toilet.
Chloe decides that running and kicking the package is the next best course of action. However, when the package grows an arm and grabs her leg forcing her to the floor she breaks out in to a full on kung-fu tantrum child style approach (much to the amusement of the other bar mates). The package is now sporting arms and legs and legs it, unfortunately not having much room to manoeuvre the package is pinned down and Chloe is tearing it apart to reveal, more after the break.
TXT TOPIC. Who'll be the next to go?
TXTS may be censored and only the best will be shown
SAM to go she's freaky! Rowan to win he's a LEG END. The Edinburgh 2
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Name : Scooby Doo |
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Date Posted : 07/07/2004 19:57:33 |
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VOTE ECKE!!!!! |
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Name : MEG MOTHER |
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Date Posted : 07/07/2004 17:50:09 |
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THE LADS ARE ALL IN THE DIARY ROOM!!
BEEF:Phwoaaarrr did you see that, in some places you have to pay to see that.
Rowan: same with your mother!
Ecke: Sisters fighting get in! I tried to calm it down but.
Rowan:Yeah bruvva!!
Beef: phwoarrr I mean phwoarrr, got me in the eye though.but still phwoarr.
MAIN BAR
Chloe and Danni have both gone for showers (not together I might add). Sam is tidying up the aftermath and Velma is nowhere to be seen. Dannis mural has been completely ruined as it's more of a Jackson Pollock now than anything else. Henry has unfortunately been licking the paints and now has a stripey tongue, the bar mates have asked MM to take him to see a vet but MM has assured the housemates that watercolours are non-toxic and aside from some colourful pooh Henry will be unaffected.
Chloe has either exhausted her supply of pink outfits or simply couldn't be arsed to change and so has returned to the bar area wrapped in a somewhat revealing towel.
ROWAN ENTERS don't be shy show us your pie!?!? Chloe quite calmly smacks Rowan across the face and retreats to go and put some clothes on..shouting behind her YOU'RE SOOOOOO NOT FUNNY!
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