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The news archived in this section took place while Mike Taylor was running the Pennine Tavern during 2002.

Other news has been moved different archive sections to pages to load quicker. Just click on a landlords head below for the news relevant to their time in the pub.

 
Karaoke Part IV - Even Carl sung...
03/12/2002

Where do I even start talking about this one, there is very little I can remember. It was another of Terry M's Karaoke and it was the most p!ssed up one yet. As normal Pete Morton sang but this time the big table walked out as a joke and Tony just plugged his ears. Bob drove the ladies wild, Ecke, Pete, Ryan and the other lads drove everyone out of the pub, and the girls gave us sights we won't be forgetting in a hurry. Check out the photo's here...

 
 
Putting the Christmas Tree Up  
03/12/2002

Its the time of year again to put the Christmas Tree up and yet again it fell to Steve to order one. Although its probably just as big as last years, they've put it in a much better place this year and you can still get to the bar. We still need to cut a hole in the roof for the top though. Becky, Zophia, Pete and Neil helped Steve decorate it, you can check out the pictures here.

 
 
Website Update
24/11/2002

I'm not sure whats been up with me the past few weeks but I've had a major blitz on getting the site back up and working properly. There are the new Vice Versa photo's and also now new photo's from the Hot Ford Racing in Buxton.

The Humour section is now back online after a year with a whole load of updated Look-a-like pictures. The Urinal Challenge is back, and also the Guide to spotting an Underage drinker.

 
 
Karaoke Night 2 - The Review
10/11/2002

Before I start this review, can I just say that Aftershock is evil and has a lot to answer for. At least thats what my head was telling me this morning when my brain was pulsating away in my skull and I could hardly stand. Anyway, on to the karaoke. This was the second karaoke night that we've had in the Tav and what a night it turned out to be. Opening the show again was Pete Morton who dazzled the drinkers with his rendition of the song from Ghost. By the end of it though he'd managed to scare any ghost away (plus a few locals as well). Next came Michelle (1/6th of the Valiants) who put on her huskiest voice to sing "Achy Breaky Heart". So far not a bad start but then me, Rob, Shorty, and Pete got up to sing Red Red Wine. Next time I think I'll need a bottle of it just to get me through to the end of the song, but we did change the lyrics to make it slightly amusing - "Bald, Bald Carl-arl-arl". Soon after Shorty was back up gaining respect and unveiling his hidden Boy Band singer talent singing "Gold". He got a sitting ovation (yep no-one in the Tav can ever be arsed to stand) and a few of the girls swooning at his feet.

Things then started to get a little crazy with the karaoke guy getting inundated with requests. I was even shocked to see Andy Hawkins and Terry joining Bob for "Suspicious Minds",Jay joining Shorty for "Have you met Miss Jones", and Zoe and Gav doing an excellent Meatloaf impression.

The night ended with about half of the pub jumping up and crazy dancing until we finally got kicked out so Mike could go to bed.

 
 
Hello and Goodbye
10/11/2002


Goodbye to Sarah

After 2 and a half years of pulling pints in the pub (and about 7 landlords later) Sarah worked her last night in the pub on Friday. We're all sad to see her go, but she's moving on to pasture's new (a pub in Congelton), and I'm sure that we'll carry on seeing enough of her on the drinking side of the bar. Her position is being taken over by George, and I'd like to wish him a warm welcome. He's not got the boobs or bum that Sarah had but I'm sure he'll do well all the same.

I'd also like to mention Becky who has been at the pub for a month or so now, but never got a proper introduction on the site. She's a bit of a boozer by the looks of this photo.


Welcome to George + Becky

 
 
Friday Night Karaoke & Aftershock
10/11/2002




Put it in your diary - from now every Friday we'll be having karaoke in the Tav. The first of these karaoke nights took place last Friday and we were all entertained by an amazing "yep I am being sarcastic" rendition of Unchained Melody by Pete, an excellent performance of Lady Marmalade by Helen and Laura, and a version of Whams - "Baby I'm Your Man" by Rob Walmsley and Zelda that resulted in a standing ovation. The night came to close with one of the most shocking perfomances of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by myself, Pete, George, Zophia, Big Dave, Helen, Laura, Luke and Ryan. Altogether now... Awimbaweh Awimbaweh.. Hoepfully next week I'll get some sound recording which I can stream to the web.

Normally it takes a fair bit of booze before most people will get up and sing on Karaoke. Things were sped along on Friday by the introduction of cocktails, AfterShock, Goldschlager, and Apple Sour to the pub. These drinks are already massively popular and selling fast, and to make things even better we're getting something thats meant to taste very much like Dooleys.

   
 
Vice Versa
10/11/2002
On Halloween the Tav played host to the popular local band "Vice Versa". Fronted by Martin - one of our own Quiz regulars, they played everything from Blue to Billy Idol, and the night was thoroughly enjoyed by everyone. The highlight of the evening (well for everyone apart from me) was Randy's Tina Turner impression and me getting dragged to the front and completely embarrassed in front of the whole pub. Again I got a little trigger happy and you can check out the 70+ photo's I took here.

   
 
A Message From Steve
10/11/2002

The other day I received an email off our relief Manager Steve. I thought I'd share it with you all, and show you the pictures he took on his mini camera during his last stint at the pub...

Hiya Ecke, hope all's well,

Please say hi to everyone in the pub from me,

Steve (Relief Bloke)


A secret look at what is behind the bar!!

 
Hot Fords In The Tav
10/11/2002

As you should all be aware now, the Tav now has its very own Hot Ford racing team. A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of going to watch them all race at Buxton. When I started this website 3 years ago I never expected to have a race car to bear the website address down its wing, but as a thank you for allowing the use of the pub to work on the cars and store equipment, Neil had the pub name painted on to his car (although its now looking a bit dented). Anyway I have lots of pictures and race news to share with you so expect them online within the next few days..

   
 
Website Log News
02/09/2002

The website has now been hosted by wwwserver.co.uk since the start of this year, and it was only yesterday that I realised that they store comprehensive logs of the website activity. Using the best Log Analyser I could find I was shocked to see such a detailed breakdown of how this site has been used and how people are finding it...

Between 01 January 2002- 01 September the site has had 1180 visitors.
The Photo Archive has been viewed 653 unique times
The number of times photos have been viewed from last new year is 1120, and last Xmas Eve is 653
85 People have viewed the A2N photo's. 208 people have viewed the Staff Page
   
What made me laugh the most was the searches that some people did that actually brought them to the site. I've listed some of the funniest to the right... There seem to have been lost of people searching for thongs that ended up viewing the Tav instead...
Search phrase used in Google  
Pennine Tavern (the obvious choice)
penny crayon fan site (lol they must have had a shock)
fluffy pig racing  
Roaring Meg (some oldies out there still)
thong spotting pictures (click the link to prove its there)
thong pics  
thong spotting pictures (do we even have thongs on this site)
smoking pics thong (god this is starting to sound like a porn site)
Policewoman Stripper  
terracota walls (Must have been Pete and Sylvia)
tavern fruit machines (Ugzy just couldn't get enough)
tips for underage drinkers (lol, someones read my guide then)
drunken cassie (no comment!!)
tulip spliffs (pugwash fan)
 
Pugwash Does Europe!!!
01/09/2002
There have been more sightings of the infamous Pennine Pugwash over the last few weeks. The small toy that went missing a few months ago from behind the bar is now said to be living life jetting the globe as an international drugs baron. These latest pictures show him jetting setting around some of the biggest tourist attractions in Europe. To find out more about his alcohol fuelled adventures click on this link.

 
News Update
19/05/2002

I was sat in the Tav last night and Rob moaned at me because I haven't updated the site for a while, so I thought I'd better sort it out. There's not really a lot to fill everyone in on really.
The first piece of non-news is I've managed to get hold of a top secret picture of Pete ("The Landlords son") on the pull up Hanley. She looks like a bit of an Ice Maiden to me (sorry bad joke).

 
I was very shocked last month by the surprise return of the Bench Construction Company. Over a period of two weeks the strange phenomenon of Benches stacking themselves and disappearing returned to the Tav. Could it be aliens be to blame or is it just a group of pist-up regulars. We're not 100% sure but we did recieve photograph through the post which seems to suggest an old friend of the Tav has something to do with it...
Local barmaid Steph will be leaving us soon to go to Sheffield Uni, so make sure you buy her a drink before she goes. I'm not sure yet if Mike is planning to get in a new barmaid but if he does lets hope that she meets the criteria set out by this advert behind the bar.. (see left).
I'm sure it would keep the old men happy!!!
 
Team Tavern
19/05/2002

It would seem that everyone in the Tav has gone Car Crazy!!! Regular Dave Williamson decided to get into Stock Car Racing, got himself a Fiesta XR2 and registered to race. His first race was a couple of weeks ago at Buxton and he came in at an excellent 5th position. He soon followed this up two weeks later with another 5th place finish at Ensford.

Since his success a few other Tav regulars: Neil and Rega have decided to join him. Neil has bought himself a Fiesta XR2 and Rega has an XR3. I've also heard a rumour that as the Tav is sponsoring the pair of them, they're paying homage to the pub and this website by having the website address on the side of the car. Hmm... looks like I'd better get writing them their own page.
 
Relief!!!
19/05/2002

If you're in the pub over the next week you may notice an old face behind the bar. Steve who was the Relief Manager just before Christmas is back with us again while Mike takes a whirlwird break to the Isle of White. Its good to see him back and this time he's promised not to order any gigantic Christmas Tree's (although we never did get chance or drunk enough to attempt climbing the last)

 
The Pennine Tavern World Cup!!!
18/05/2002

Who would have thought that the England would actually make it to the quarter finals of the World Cup. Over the last few matches its fair to say that the Tav has been heaving and the atmosphere has been superb. A few people (Zoe) have been getting into the spirit of things by offering to paint peoples faces and heads with the Georges Cross. Unfortunately the only thing she could find to use as paint was Lipstick which turned out very messy. Also we should thank Rob and Zoe for supplying the troops with Bacon and Sausage Butties for the first game of the World Cup.

On Monday Night Quiz Night to celebrate our performance we decided to have our own mini World Cup.

Instead of a football we used dice to see which teams progressed to the next round (we didn't have time to get everyone out on the Grass and didn't know if some of the regulars would last 15 rounds running round a muddy field). We played teams off against each other shaking the dice and the team with the highest number went through to the next round. The final was played between the "Dumbasses" and "Last Again", with "Last Again" coming out the victors and walking away with 10 bottles of beer between them.

The Quiz was actually the busiest that we 've known for years in the Tav with 17 teams taking part and a tie breaker for first and second place and third and fourth place. If you're interested in taking part next week then make sure you turn up early as I've got a feeling it could be just as busy again.

 
 
A Bit of Decoration
01/05/2002

The chalk board painter came into the pub this week to try and brighten the place up a little. We've got new chalk boards all behind the bar and a few others dotted around the inside and outside of the pub. Me and Rob have finally been given our own personalised board advertising the quiz. Check out more pics here

The place looks loads brighter, and on a major plus, according to the boards, the pub will very soon be selling Pizza's. Neil and Ad will have no excuse to go home now on Saturday.

 
Jay's Little Accident
01/05/2002

Its very rare that I take my camera to the Tav, but tonight I took it along to take pictures of the new chalk boards, and how glad was I that I did. There I was snapping away when Jay came running into the pub and told me and Tony to go outside and take a look at his car. He'd just pulled into the carpark and as he did his wheel had popped out of the socket and twisted round, spilling fluid from his suspension and grounding one end of the car almost into the tarmac. For more pictures and the full story click here

 
Big Robs News Update supplied by Rob Walmsley
25/02/2002

Pugwash turns up in Amsterdam

Pugwash, the Pennine Taverns favourite mascot, who was dramatically kidnapped two months ago in front of an astonished quiz night audience, has resurfaced in Amsterdam. Exclusive pictures were shown in the new Pennine Tavern newsletter of Pugwash show him smoking spliffs, drinking, and checking out the sites.

You can now follow the adventures of Captain "Pennine" Pugwash at this dedicated page

 

Police Probe Grand National Sweep Fix Allegation

News has hit the Tavern News Desk that the local police are investigating the disgraceful series of events of last Saturday when in extremely suspicious circumstances Mike "The Landlord Pardon" "won" the Grand National Sweeps pocketing the princely sum of £25.00. This has led to rumours of Mike "The Landlord Pardon" retiring to his villa in Costa Lotta. The police when questioned declined to comment. Mike said pardon.

Blues for Mike

On a desparate Sunday for Mike "The Landlord Pardon" his home town team Birmingham City failed yet again to secure three points in their futile bid for a sixth place in Division One. When questioned Mike said "Pardon" and then confessed "I'm fed up its every year with them" - in an extremely brummy accent.

Darts Team Cautious on Rematch

Arthur "Bulls-Eye" Boulton has admitted he is concerned with his teams form in the build up to the second "Match of The Millenium". After the disastrous and culling defeat at the hands of the Pennine Taverns Normal Peoples Darts Team in the first of the prestigious ground breaking World Ranking Toilet Seat Trophy, Arthur is aware that his reputation as a leader of men in the mould of Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Bob Paisley will be under strict scrutiny. Declining to comment on the possible peerage in the next Queens Honours List, he was obviously concerned about the outcome of this truly dramatic and prestigious tournament.

Locals visit Amsterdam for Tulip and Cake Fes - from our Womens Institude Reporter

Two of our regulars recently returned from Amsterdam where they enjoyed a cultural delight of Tulip shows and Cake Eating. A groggy Tony replied to the question did you have a good time? "Wow Man Groovy Cool Man Sniff". Carl shouted "I only had forty five pints of Stella, where's me lighter"

Midlands Grand National a roaring success

30 Regulars of the Tavern enjoyed a great day out at Uttoxeter racecourse for the Midlands Grand National a couple of weeks ago. Bouyed on by the success of Robbity Bob in an early race most of our local punters fared well on a really good day for racing. A further trip is planned for July 13th at Chester. Keep your eyes peeled for more information, or ask at the Quiz or behind the bar. Check out the photo's here

 
Pop A Balloon At The Quiz
25/02/2002

Thong tha Thong, Thong Thong
(One of the lucky winners showing off her prize)

Last week we started our new weekly Monday night competition : Pop The Balloon. Each week, every team that takes part in the quiz will be given a silly hat or object with a number on it. When you here the song "99 Red Balloons" a number will be drawn from the hat. A member of the winning team then gets the chance to pop a balloon and win a prize.

Thanks to everyone who has been coming to the quiz over the past few weeks for making it such a laff.

For the latest Quiz Photo's and Updates click here


Dave goes for the snip.


Bet she drinks Carling Black Label

 
The Mystery Of Captain Pugwash
25/02/2002

This is some of the funniest news to come out of the pub for a long time. As part of the quiz over the last few weeks, Mike has been hiding a small cuddly toy somewhere in the pub. Teams are awarded extra points for spotting it. Two weeks ago Captain Pugwash was put out on show behind the bar and later that night mysteriously vanished. Mike just thought one of the staff had moved him, well that was until he received a ransom note through the mail the next day. Whoever went to effort of stealing the toy made us all laff by producing a note made up of letters cut out from Magazines and demanding a £20,000 ransom. Personally I would have gone for a pint and a packet of Ready Salted.

If you know anything about the whereabouts of the Captain then give me a shout cos I'd love to know where he is.

 
Seeing Red...
25/02/2002

Ok it may be old news now but I thought that the new Pool Table deserved an honourable mention on the site. When Mike arrived and saw the terrible state of the table he decided it was about time it was sorted. So a roll of cloth and a few new light bulbs later we've got a new pool area.

They've also installed a new Driving Arcade Game, which even before a couple of pints I always seem to crash.

 
A New Updated Locals Page
25/02/2002

Every pub has its locals and the Tav is no exception. Having noticed that our old locals page had fallen a bit behind the times I've finally got round to updating it. Instead of writing full blown profiles on everyone, I've decided to cut it down and just write mini profiles. There are still quite a lot of people I need to add, but why not see who's already listed...

Somebody asked me last week what they had to do to get listed on the Locals page. Well it's easy. All you have to do is be old enough to legally drink in the pub (if not check out this page) and spend a few quality nights in there. If you think that you should be included then just email me at ecke@yahoo.co.uk

 
Arthur Vs Mike
15/02/2001
VERSUS

Forget Tyson vs Lewis, the biggest confrontation of this year was the 2002 In-Pub Darts Competion where Mike and Arthur faced each other. Mike selected 7 players to compete against the pub's darts team led by Arthur.

On the night, Mike's Magnicifent Seven made up of Mike, Rob Walmsley, Neil Cartlidge, Ad, Dave, Chris Hill, and John started well but quickly met their match.

The final result was 59 - 32 with Arthurs team winning. Going against the normal standard the Toilet seat Trophy was awarded to the losing team. It is now on display in the Tav. I here that a re-match is on the cards.....

 
Its the New Year, and about time for an update.
15/02/2001

I probably sound like a broken record always apologising on this page for not updating the site very often. Its been a busy few months at work and I've also been tied up getting my latest project off the ground. Check out www.thisisbiddulph.co.uk

What's been happening in the Tav? Well Christmas Eve and New Years Eve were both top nights. What I can remember of them anyway. I went a little trigger happy on both nights and have uploaded the couple of hundred photo's for you all to take a look at.

Mike's now been with us for just over 2 months and has already made a number of improvements to the place. The old pool table has been refurbished and recovered with red fabric. One of the two fruit machines has been taken away and replaced with a racing Arcade Game which is a pretty good laff, especially after a couple of pints.

Plenty more exciting news to come over the weekend...watch this space!!!

 
Happy Christmas!!
11/12/2001

Its been a while since I've updated this site, but now that we have a new land lord, and there is somebody in charge who is enthusiastic about the pub, I decided that it was time this site got a bit of attention.

For those people who haven't met our new manager Mike, he seems a really nice bloke who has some great ideas for the pub. I'd like to wish him all the best and hope that he can bring people back in. I'll hopefully be getting some pictures very soon. I've also updated the Locals section with new profiles for Critch, Adam, Andy Daniels, Elliot, Gaz, and Neil.

Have you seen this years Christmas Tree yet. The order went in a few weeks a go for a 12 foot tree to take pride of place in the pub. The order somehow got confused and we were delivered a 15 foot one instead. It atcually touches the roof at the tallest point and is the same diameter as one of the round tables. It makes up for the diddy one that we had last year. First one to the top!!!

"The 15ft Giant Tree"

Anyway, more updates will follow shortly but until then have a great Christmas and don't drink too much (or should that be, do drink too much).
End of Mikes news
 

 

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