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The news archived in this section took place while Mike Taylor was running the Pennine Tavern during 2002.
Other news has been moved different archive sections
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Karaoke
Part IV - Even Carl sung... |
03/12/2002 |
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Where do I even start talking about this one, there is
very little I can remember. It was another of Terry M's
Karaoke and it was the most p!ssed up one yet. As normal
Pete Morton sang but this time the big table walked out
as a joke and Tony
just plugged his ears. Bob drove the ladies wild,
Ecke, Pete, Ryan and the other lads drove everyone out
of the pub, and the girls gave us sights we won't be forgetting
in a hurry. Check
out the photo's here...
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Putting
the Christmas Tree Up
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03/12/2002 |
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Its the time of year again to put the Christmas Tree
up and yet again it fell to Steve to order one. Although
its probably just as big as last years, they've put it
in a much better place this year and you can still get
to the bar. We still need to cut a hole in the roof for
the top though. Becky, Zophia, Pete and Neil helped Steve
decorate it, you can check
out the pictures here.
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Website
Update
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24/11/2002 |
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I'm not sure whats been up with me the past few weeks
but I've had a major blitz on getting the site back up
and working properly. There are the new Vice
Versa photo's and also now new photo's from the Hot
Ford Racing in Buxton.
The Humour section
is now back online after a year with a whole load of updated
Look-a-like pictures.
The Urinal Challenge is back, and also the Guide to spotting
an Underage drinker.
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Karaoke
Night 2 - The Review |
10/11/2002 |
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Before I start this review, can I just say that Aftershock
is evil and has a lot to answer for. At least thats what
my head was telling me this morning when my brain was
pulsating away in my skull and I could hardly stand. Anyway,
on to the karaoke. This was the second karaoke night that
we've had in the Tav and what a night it turned out to
be. Opening the show again was Pete Morton who dazzled
the drinkers with his rendition of the song from Ghost.
By the end of it though he'd managed to scare any ghost
away (plus a few locals as well). Next came Michelle (1/6th
of the Valiants) who put on her huskiest voice to sing
"Achy Breaky Heart". So far not a bad start
but then me, Rob, Shorty, and Pete got up to sing Red
Red Wine. Next time I think I'll need a bottle of it just
to get me through to the end of the song, but we did change
the lyrics to make it slightly amusing - "Bald, Bald
Carl-arl-arl". Soon after Shorty was back up gaining
respect and unveiling his hidden Boy Band singer talent
singing "Gold". He got a sitting ovation (yep
no-one in the Tav can ever be arsed to stand) and a few
of the girls swooning at his feet.
Things then started to get a little crazy with the karaoke
guy getting inundated with requests. I was even shocked
to see Andy Hawkins and Terry joining Bob for "Suspicious
Minds",Jay joining Shorty for "Have you met
Miss Jones", and Zoe and Gav doing an excellent Meatloaf
impression.
The night ended with about half of the pub jumping up
and crazy dancing until we finally got kicked out so Mike
could go to bed.
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Hello
and Goodbye |
10/11/2002 |
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Goodbye to Sarah
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After 2 and a half years of pulling pints in the pub
(and about 7 landlords later) Sarah worked her last night
in the pub on Friday. We're all sad to see her go, but
she's moving on to pasture's new (a pub in Congelton),
and I'm sure that we'll carry on seeing enough of her
on the drinking side of the bar. Her position is being
taken over by George, and I'd like to wish him a warm
welcome. He's not got the boobs or bum that Sarah had
but I'm sure he'll do well all the same.
I'd also like to mention Becky who has been at the pub
for a month or so now, but never got a proper introduction
on the site. She's a bit of a boozer by the looks of this
photo.
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Welcome to George + Becky

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Friday
Night Karaoke
& Aftershock |
10/11/2002 |
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Put it in your diary - from now every Friday we'll be
having karaoke in the Tav. The first of these karaoke
nights took place last Friday and we were all entertained
by an amazing "yep I am being sarcastic" rendition
of Unchained Melody by Pete, an excellent performance
of Lady Marmalade by Helen and Laura, and a version of
Whams - "Baby I'm Your Man" by Rob Walmsley
and Zelda that resulted in a standing ovation. The night
came to close with one of the most shocking perfomances
of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by myself, Pete,
George, Zophia, Big Dave, Helen, Laura, Luke and Ryan.
Altogether now... Awimbaweh Awimbaweh.. Hoepfully next
week I'll get some sound recording which I can stream
to the web.
Normally it takes a fair bit of booze before most people
will get up and sing on Karaoke. Things were sped along
on Friday by the introduction of cocktails, AfterShock,
Goldschlager, and Apple Sour to the pub. These drinks
are already massively popular and selling fast, and to
make things even better we're getting something thats
meant to taste very much like Dooleys.
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Vice
Versa |
10/11/2002 |
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On Halloween the Tav played
host to the popular local band "Vice Versa". Fronted
by Martin - one of our own Quiz regulars, they played everything
from Blue to Billy Idol, and the night was thoroughly enjoyed
by everyone. The highlight of the evening (well for everyone
apart from me) was Randy's Tina Turner impression and me
getting dragged to the front and completely embarrassed
in front of the whole pub. Again I got a little trigger
happy and you can check out the 70+
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A
Message From Steve |
10/11/2002 |
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The other day I received an email off
our relief Manager Steve. I thought I'd share it with
you all, and show you the pictures he took on his mini
camera during his last stint at the pub...
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Hiya
Ecke, hope all's well,
Please say hi to everyone in the pub from me,
Steve (Relief Bloke)

A secret look at what is behind the bar!!
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Hot
Fords In The Tav |
10/11/2002 |
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As you should all be aware
now, the Tav now has its very own Hot Ford racing team.
A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of going to watch them
all race at Buxton. When I started this website 3 years
ago I never expected to have a race car to bear the website
address down its wing, but as a thank you for allowing the
use of the pub to work on the cars and store equipment,
Neil had the pub name painted on to his car (although its
now looking a bit dented). Anyway I have lots of pictures
and race news to share with you so expect them online within
the next few days.. |
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Website
Log News |
02/09/2002 |
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Pugwash
Does Europe!!! |
01/09/2002 |
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There have been more sightings
of the infamous Pennine Pugwash over the last few weeks.
The small toy that went missing a few months ago from behind
the bar is now said to be living life jetting the globe
as an international drugs baron. These latest pictures show
him jetting setting around some of the biggest tourist attractions
in Europe. To find out more about his alcohol fuelled adventures
click on this link. |

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News
Update |
19/05/2002 |
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I was sat in the Tav last night and Rob moaned
at me because I haven't updated the site for a while, so
I thought I'd better sort it out. There's not really a lot
to fill everyone in on really.
The first piece of non-news is I've managed to get hold
of a top secret picture of Pete ("The Landlords son")
on the pull up Hanley. She looks like a bit of an Ice Maiden
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| I was very shocked last month by the surprise return
of the Bench Construction
Company. Over a period of two weeks the strange
phenomenon of Benches stacking themselves and disappearing
returned to the Tav. Could it be aliens be to blame
or is it just a group of pist-up regulars. We're not
100% sure but we did recieve photograph through the
post which seems to suggest an old friend of the Tav
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Local barmaid Steph
will be leaving us soon to go to Sheffield Uni, so
make sure you buy her a drink before she goes. I'm
not sure yet if Mike is planning to get in a new barmaid
but if he does lets hope that she meets the criteria
set out by this advert behind the bar.. (see left).
I'm sure it would keep the old men happy!!! |
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Team
Tavern |
19/05/2002 |
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It would seem that everyone
in the Tav has gone Car Crazy!!! Regular
Dave Williamson decided to get into Stock Car Racing, got
himself a Fiesta XR2 and registered to race. His first race
was a couple of weeks ago at Buxton and he came in at an
excellent 5th position. He soon followed this up two weeks
later with another 5th place finish at Ensford.
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Neil and Rega have decided to join him. Neil has bought himself
a Fiesta XR2 and Rega has an XR3. I've also heard a rumour
that as the Tav is sponsoring the pair of them, they're paying
homage to the pub and this website by having the website address
on the side of the car. Hmm... looks like I'd better get writing
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Relief!!! |
19/05/2002 |
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If you're in the pub over the next week you may notice
an old face behind the bar. Steve who was the Relief Manager
just before Christmas is back with us again while Mike
takes a whirlwird break to the Isle of White. Its good
to see him back and this time he's promised not to order
any gigantic Christmas Tree's (although we never did get
chance or drunk enough to attempt climbing the last)
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The
Pennine Tavern World Cup!!! |
18/05/2002 |
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Who would have thought that the England would actually
make it to the quarter finals of the World Cup. Over the
last few matches its fair to say that the Tav has been heaving
and the atmosphere has been superb. A few people (Zoe) have
been getting into the spirit of things by offering to paint
peoples faces and heads with the Georges Cross. Unfortunately
the only thing she could find to use as paint was Lipstick
which turned out very messy. Also we should thank Rob and
Zoe for supplying the troops with Bacon and Sausage Butties
for the first game of the World Cup.
On Monday Night Quiz Night to celebrate our performance
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Instead of a football we used dice to see
which teams progressed to the next round (we didn't have
time to get everyone out on the Grass and didn't know if
some of the regulars would last 15 rounds running round
a muddy field). We played teams off against each other shaking
the dice and the team with the highest number went through
to the next round. The final was played between the "Dumbasses"
and "Last Again", with "Last Again"
coming out the victors and walking away with 10 bottles
of beer between them.
The Quiz was actually the busiest that we 've known for
years in the Tav with 17 teams taking part and a tie breaker
for first and second place and third and fourth place. If
you're interested in taking part next week then make sure
you turn up early as I've got a feeling it could be just
as busy again. |
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A
Bit of Decoration |
01/05/2002 |
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The chalk board painter came into the pub
this week to try and brighten the place up a little. We've
got new chalk boards all behind the bar and a few others
dotted around the inside and outside of the pub. Me and
Rob have finally been given our own personalised board advertising
the quiz. Check out more
pics here
The place looks loads brighter, and on a major plus, according
to the boards, the pub will very soon be selling Pizza's.
Neil and Ad will have no excuse to go home now on Saturday. |
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Jay's
Little Accident
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01/05/2002 |
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Its very rare that I take my camera to the Tav, but tonight
I took it along to take pictures of the new chalk boards,
and how glad was I that I did. There I was snapping away
when Jay came running into the pub and told me and Tony
to go outside and take a look at his car. He'd just pulled
into the carpark and as he did his wheel had popped out
of the socket and twisted round, spilling fluid from his
suspension and grounding one end of the car almost into
the tarmac. For more pictures and the full
story click here
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Big
Robs News Update supplied by Rob Walmsley
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25/02/2002 |
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Pugwash
turns up in Amsterdam
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Pugwash, the Pennine Taverns favourite
mascot, who was dramatically kidnapped two months
ago in front of an astonished quiz night audience,
has resurfaced in Amsterdam. Exclusive pictures were
shown in the new Pennine Tavern newsletter of Pugwash
show him smoking spliffs, drinking, and checking out
the sites.
You can now follow the adventures
of Captain "Pennine" Pugwash at this
dedicated page
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Police Probe Grand
National Sweep Fix Allegation
News has hit the Tavern News Desk that the
local police are investigating the disgraceful series of
events of last Saturday when in extremely suspicious circumstances
Mike "The Landlord Pardon" "won" the
Grand National Sweeps pocketing the princely sum of £25.00.
This has led to rumours of Mike "The Landlord Pardon"
retiring to his villa in Costa Lotta. The police when questioned
declined to comment. Mike said pardon.
Blues for Mike
On a desparate Sunday for Mike "The Landlord
Pardon" his home town team Birmingham City failed yet
again to secure three points in their futile bid for a sixth
place in Division One. When questioned Mike said "Pardon"
and then confessed "I'm fed up its every year with
them" - in an extremely brummy accent.
Darts Team Cautious
on Rematch
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admitted he is concerned with his teams form in the
build up to the second "Match of The Millenium".
After the disastrous and culling defeat at the hands
of the Pennine Taverns Normal Peoples Darts Team in
the first of the prestigious ground breaking World Ranking
Toilet Seat Trophy, Arthur is aware that his reputation
as a leader of men in the mould of Sir Alex Ferguson
and Sir Bob Paisley will be under strict scrutiny. Declining
to comment on the possible peerage in the next Queens
Honours List, he was obviously concerned about the outcome
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Locals visit Amsterdam
for Tulip and Cake Fes - from our Womens Institude Reporter
Two of our regulars recently returned from
Amsterdam where they enjoyed a cultural delight of Tulip
shows and Cake Eating. A groggy Tony replied to the question
did you have a good time? "Wow Man Groovy Cool Man
Sniff". Carl shouted "I only had forty five pints
of Stella, where's me lighter"
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Midlands
Grand National a roaring success
30 Regulars of the Tavern enjoyed a
great day out at Uttoxeter racecourse for the Midlands
Grand National a couple of weeks ago. Bouyed on by
the success of Robbity Bob in an early race most of
our local punters fared well on a really good day
for racing. A further trip is planned for July 13th
at Chester. Keep your eyes peeled for more information,
or ask at the Quiz or behind the bar. Check
out the photo's here
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Pop
A Balloon At The Quiz
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25/02/2002 |
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Thong tha Thong, Thong Thong
(One of the lucky winners showing off her
prize)
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Last week we started our new weekly Monday
night competition : Pop The Balloon. Each week, every team
that takes part in the quiz will be given a silly hat or
object with a number on it. When you here the song "99
Red Balloons" a number will be drawn from the hat.
A member of the winning team then gets the chance to pop
a balloon and win a prize.
Thanks to everyone who has been coming to the quiz over
the past few weeks for making it such a laff.
For the latest Quiz Photo's and Updates click
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Dave goes for the snip.

Bet she drinks Carling Black Label
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The
Mystery Of Captain Pugwash
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25/02/2002 |
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This is some of the funniest news to come
out of the pub for a long time. As part of the quiz over
the last few weeks, Mike has been hiding a small cuddly
toy somewhere in the pub. Teams are awarded extra points
for spotting it. Two weeks ago Captain Pugwash was put out
on show behind the bar and later that night mysteriously
vanished. Mike just thought one of the staff had moved him,
well that was until he received a ransom note through the
mail the next day. Whoever went to effort of stealing the
toy made us all laff by producing a note made up of letters
cut out from Magazines and demanding a £20,000 ransom.
Personally I would have gone for a pint and a packet of
Ready Salted.
If you know anything about the whereabouts
of the Captain then give me a shout cos I'd love to know
where he is.
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Seeing
Red...
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25/02/2002 |
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Ok it may be old news now but I thought
that the new Pool Table deserved an honourable mention on
the site. When Mike arrived and saw the terrible state of
the table he decided it was about time it was sorted. So
a roll of cloth and a few new light bulbs later we've got
a new pool area.
They've also installed a new Driving Arcade
Game, which even before a couple of pints I always seem
to crash.
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A
New Updated Locals Page
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25/02/2002 |
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Every pub has its locals and the Tav is no exception. Having
noticed that our old locals page had fallen a bit behind
the times I've finally got round to updating it. Instead
of writing full blown profiles on everyone, I've decided
to cut it down and just write mini profiles. There are still
quite a lot of people I need to add, but why not see who's
already listed...
Somebody asked me last week what they had to do to get
listed on the Locals page. Well it's easy. All you have
to do is be old enough to legally drink in the pub (if
not check out this page) and spend a few quality nights
in there. If you think that you should be included then
just email me at ecke@yahoo.co.uk
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Arthur
Vs Mike
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15/02/2001 |
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Forget Tyson vs Lewis, the biggest confrontation of this
year was the 2002 In-Pub Darts Competion where Mike and
Arthur faced each other. Mike selected 7 players to compete
against the pub's darts team led by Arthur.
On the night, Mike's Magnicifent Seven made up of Mike,
Rob Walmsley, Neil Cartlidge, Ad, Dave, Chris Hill, and
John started well but quickly met their match.
The final result was 59 - 32 with Arthurs team winning.
Going against the normal standard the Toilet seat Trophy
was awarded to the losing team. It is now on display in
the Tav. I here that a re-match is on the cards.....
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Its
the New Year, and about time for an update.
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15/02/2001 |
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I probably sound like a broken record always apologising
on this page for not updating the site very often. Its been
a busy few months at work and I've also been tied up getting
my latest project off the ground. Check out www.thisisbiddulph.co.uk
What's been happening in the Tav? Well Christmas
Eve and New
Years Eve were both top nights. What I can remember
of them anyway. I went a little trigger happy on both nights
and have uploaded the couple of hundred photo's for you
all to take a look at.
Mike's now been with us for just over 2 months and has
already made a number of improvements to the place. The
old pool table has been refurbished and recovered with red
fabric. One of the two fruit machines has been taken away
and replaced with a racing Arcade Game which is a pretty
good laff, especially after a couple of pints.
Plenty more exciting news to come over the weekend...watch
this space!!!
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Happy
Christmas!!
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11/12/2001 |
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Its been a while since I've updated this site, but now
that we have a new land lord, and there is somebody in charge
who is enthusiastic about the pub, I decided that it was
time this site got a bit of attention.
For those people who haven't met our new manager Mike,
he seems a really nice bloke who has some great ideas for
the pub. I'd like to wish him all the best and hope that
he can bring people back in. I'll hopefully be getting some
pictures very soon. I've also updated the Locals section
with new profiles for Critch,
Adam, Andy
Daniels, Elliot,
Gaz, and Neil.
Have you seen this years Christmas Tree yet. The order
went in a few weeks a go for a 12 foot tree to take pride
of place in the pub. The order somehow got confused and
we were delivered a 15 foot one instead. It atcually touches
the roof at the tallest point and is the same diameter as
one of the round tables. It makes up for the diddy one that
we had last year. First one to the top!!!
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"The
15ft Giant Tree"
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until then have a great Christmas and don't drink too much
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